The House of Carrynette

 Hiermee is het in 2000 allemaal begonnen. De oerkilt van Amerikaanse makelij.  Zat ruimte voor allemaal spulletjes in de pockets, zonder dat er dikke bulten te zien zijn.... probeer dat maar eens in je pantalonnetje!

Een ideale opstap voor iedereen die van zijn vrijheid houdt!

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The elder statesman of our Utilikilt line, the Original is lightweight,
comfortable and comes with deep and functional side saddle cargo pockets.
The Original is our simplest, most practical and most affordable Utilikilt.
The Original is the Utilikilt that started it all - the garment our founder, Steven
Villegas, invented in 2000. The Original features the wrap-around "Neo-
Traditional" closure with our trademark 6-snaps, two deep, free-hanging side
saddle cargo pockets, and a single-welt back pocket with the horizontal
Utilikilts logo stitched above it.
The Original's Neo-Traditional closure and floating belt line allow your
Utilikilt to grow (or shrink) with you. That means you can wear this baby to
Thanksgiving dinner without fear of "busting out" in front of the family.
The Original's 8.5 oz. cotton-poly twill fabric resists wear, shrinkage and
wrinkles, and breathes well. It's perfect for summer

 

De Jean Cut Utilikilt is de jongere broer van de Original. Maar een beetje meer Rebels.

Qua uitvoering gelijk aan de Original maar met een paar andere features:

• Gemaakt van hoge kwaliteit 12 oz. denim of lekkere corduroy.
• Het heeft twee kontzakken, net als die van de jeans die je op het punt staat weg te gooien, voor papiertjes of je eigen Fonzie-Black Book.. ;)

De Jean Cut is van zwaarder materiaal, waardoor hij stugger is dan de Original. Maar naar verloop van tijd wordt hij een beetje soepeler, hij verbleekt wat en plotseling heb je je eigen Custom-build Utilikilt, geen een op de wereld ziet er hetzelfde uit.

De Jean Cut heeft ook het UK-Trinitylogo van de drie F's (Forms Follows Function) op de rechter achterpocket geborduurd.

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 The Jean Cut Utilikilt is sort of like the Original’s cool younger brother. All that UK style with some old-school rebel charm.

The Jean Cut Utilikilt features the same deep saddle pockets, the standard Utilikilts wrap-around “Neo-Traditional” enclosure, floating waist band and the same badass style as the Original but has a few features all its own:

• It’s made of high quality 12 oz. denim or cozy corduroy.
• It features two patch pockets on the butt (like those jeans you are about to throw away) for storing errant slips of paper or your Fonzie-like black book.

The Jean Cut’s heavier material makes it a bit stiffer than the Original. After some wear the material loosens up, you get some fading and all of sudden you’ve got your own one of the kind, customized-by-you super Utilikilt.

The Jean Cut also features the UK trinity logo (three F’s in a ring: Form Follows Function) stiched on the right rear pocket.

The Mocker is our answer to ubiquitous (and, should we add, tight and uncomfortable and wimpy and tremendously lame) Dockers® worn by white collar workers all over the world.
Detailed Description

Pants are lame, and Dockers® are the lamest pants we can think of. They’re so lame that we decided to come out with a Utilikilt so sleek and clean and stylish that your Docker wearing friends would cry in secret shame.

When we sat down to design the Mocker, we had two goals in mind:

1. Design a cleaner, more refined looking Utilikilt that wouldn’t seem out of place at the office or with a shirt and tie.
2. Put in enough hidden cargo space to please even the most demanding Utilikiltarian.
   Deep Internal Slanted Pockets

For the Mocker, we took off the side cargo pockets found on other Utilikilts. (It seemed a shame to hide all those beautiful pleats.) Then we designed absolutely cavernous slanted internal pockets to hold all your gear.

How deep are these pockets? So deep you could lose an arm in them. So deep you might need a flashlight to find that cute girl’s number from the bar. So deep that you can load all the junk you want in there and it’ll all rest comfortably below your “man bits.”

And unlike a pair of pants, you can load your Mocker up with a ton of stuff without showing any sort of distracting bulge. The lines of the Mocker stay clean no matter what you carry around.

The Mocker’s pockets have been designed so that when you sit down all your stuff falls safely to the inside of your thigh. These things are secure. No more stuff falling out of your pockets and getting left behind in that restaurant booth. Heck, go ahead and do a cartwheel. You might lose your pride, but your stuff is staying where it’s supposed to.

Additionally, the Mocker features two single-welt rear pockets with the Utilikilts name subtly sewed in above the right pocket in matching thread.

Buy a Mocker and burn your Dockers® in the name of freedom

Dit is geen kilt voor pennelikkers, maar het vlaggeschip van de Utilikilt-range. Gemaakt om lange zware dagen op de werkvloer. Een geweldig coole kilt die iedere broekliefhebbende wimp laat huilen..

We zien je al helemaal staan in de bouwput, een heftig knetterende drillboor in de ene hand, een koud biertje in de andere relaxed en letterlijk cool! Terwijl je broekdragende kollega's het zweet in het kruis hebben staan en zich afvragen hoe jij toch zo verrekte koel blijft!!!!!!!

De kilt is van 12oz duck-cloth gemaakt. Het voelt sterk genoeg aan om de nietjes uit een tacker tegen te houden. 2 zakken achterop en de zadelzakken zijn dubbel uitgevoerd. 2 Leren banden, waarvan één verstelbaar waar je hamer aan kunt hangen en zelfs een oplaadbare boormachine. en een voor een rolmaat of wat dan ook.

Om te voorkomen dat de dames flauwvallen is er een modesty snapsytem..

Deze kilt is de meest stoere Utilikilt voor de bad guys onder ons in de zwaarste beroepen. Als je deze draagt bij een bureaubaantje, weet iedereen dat je overgekwalificeerd bent. 

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Desk jockeys need not apply. The Workman's is the ultimate utility kilt our flagship model built for long, hard days on the work site building cool stuff that would make any pants-loving wimp cry.
We can see you now, out there on the job site, headbanging to Slayer, your mullet hanging down to your shoulders, a big honking drill in one hand, a cold beer in the other and all your pants-wearing co-workers sweating their asses off and wondering how you got so damn cool.
The Workman's was designed with the hard working man in mind. It comes in 12 oz. Duck cloth that feels just about tough enough to stop a nail gun. It features two exterior rear pockets and has two multi-chamber
saddle pockets with room for all the nails, screws, tape measures, cell phones, wallets and beer bottles you could want.
The Workman's also features "The Grip" retractable side hammer loop.
This sturdy and adjustable loop can hold everything from a ballpein hammer to a DeWalt cordless drill no problem, and will keep even the biggest tool tight and secure all through your working day.

The Workman's is sort of the mutant child of a Utilikilt and hardcore toolbelt.
* Left side key clasp.
* Right side scraper and pencil pocket.
* Modesty snap system to keep the neighborhood wives from fainting.
* Top-to-bottom pleats keep the Workman's hanging right all through your day.
* Big metal rivets at all pocket stress points keep your pockets tight and make your Utilikilt look that little bit more badass.
* Circular Form Follows Function (FFF) logo on the back right pocket with UTILIKILTS in big chunky block letters underneath.
The Workman's is a tough Utilikilt for tough guys with tough jobs. If you wear it to a desk job, everyone will know you're overqualified.